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Joke of the Day
"Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell."
Next Joke
"Fun thing to say to your neighbors on the first meeting: I love the way your hair smells when you're sleeping."
"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."
"Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change."
"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"
"after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone"
"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"
"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."
"What did NaCl go to prison for? A-salt"
"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."