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Joke of the Day

"What did NaCl go to prison for? A-salt"

"A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel"

"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."

"What's long and green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""

"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"

"The best part about being an abortionist..? [NSFW] I haven't had to buy dog food in a long, long time."

"I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today. I can't ever get the teeth right. I only seem to be able to do them ASCII-dentally."

"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"

"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"