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Joke of the Day

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank"

"What's the difference between a corn husker with tourettes, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One fits before they shuck, the other shits before they fuck."

"While getting ready to leave on trip, I was trying to get my wife to hurry up. She says ""Why are you rushin'?"" Too which I replied ""Because my grandpa is from Moscow."" Duh.."

"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."

"I found my first grey pubic hair today. However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator."

"Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit."

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"

"Some dark humor... Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!"

"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."