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Joke of the Day

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up."

"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph"

"What the 0 said to the 8 ? Nice belt, dude !"

"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""

"Santa went to the doctor's Santa Claus went to the doctor's with a mince pie stuck up his arse. The doctor took one look at it and said ""no worries, I can give you some cream for that."""

"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels like the most sincere form of assholery."