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Joke of the Day

"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"

"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."

"*newspaper headline* BIDEN'S EMAIL HACKED -'it was easy' the hackers said 'his password was 'password'"

"Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds? The bucket"

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"my girlfriend said I have to give up my love of pointing out objects, or she would leave. I responded: ""well there's the door"""

"*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before. *straps on monogrammed driving gloves*"

"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("

"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"

"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"