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Joke of the Day

"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."

"i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""R"", you'd be wrong. You might think that it is ""r"", but it be the ""c""!"

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"So I found out today that I have Alzheimer's..."

"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."