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Joke of the Day

"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."

"A patient asked the dentist if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""

"I like my women the way I like my beer Ginger"

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."

"[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea"

"One sneeze: Bless you. Two sneezes: Ugh, bless you. Three sneezes: Silence. Four sneezes: We'll never be as close as we once were."

"Selling racist jokes at $1 per person... ... or 60 cents for black people."