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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"

"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"

"Stop scrolling. You need to sleep. (:"

"Poland... Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"

"My wife must think I'm a god... She keeps giving me burnt offerings !"

"Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. "