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Joke of the Day

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

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"I don't mind meeting her parents. It's her husband I have always been avoiding."
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"Before my girlfriend Boyfriend: Did you fart before my girlfriend? Man: I didn't know it was her turn."
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"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."
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"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"
"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."