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Joke of the Day
"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."
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"What happens when Captain America drinks water? He becomes hydrated."
"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood"
"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""
"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"
"Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into."
"My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16"
"Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard."
"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"