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Joke of the Day

"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"What do you call a pair of eyeglasses that questions its surroundings? Skepticles."

"-""What should we call our band?"" -Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!"

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"

"French Blacksmith How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade? He hon(hon hon)s it."

"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""