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Joke of the Day

"Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard."

"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."

"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"

"here's a business idea: a bed that is bigger than the biggest size bed we have currently"

"Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed."

"Fun Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years."

"Dates are cool when I tell them I worked in a prison for twenty five years. But man, if I forget that a'..."

"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"

"Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!"

"'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'"