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Joke of the Day
"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"
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"I like my women like i like my coffee.. Ground up on the back of an alpaca somewhere in south america."
"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"
"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"
"Thanks god my wife die. hhhhhhhhh"
"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."
"I saw a black guy running down the street carrying a tv I thought for a second, ""man that looks a lot like mine' so I ran home quick and nope there was mine still shining my shoes."
"TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ. Bourne is the King of Israel!"
"My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty."