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Joke of the Day
"I wish radical Islamists were just Muslims who were really into surfing."
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"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."
"Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him."
"My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement... She couldn't take it any longer"
"3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago."
"If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead"
"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
"Got pulled over by a cop, asking me if I knew how fast I was going No, I said - the speedometer only goes up to 240 km/h"
"I like my women like a surgeon likes his patients Drugged and Unconscious"
"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech."