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Joke of the Day

"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"

"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"

"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."

"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."

"Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through."

"Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty."

"[meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker"

"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it? K9P"

"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"