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Joke of the Day

"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"

"Welcome to Religion, where everything's pretend and women don't matter"

"*dies* *gets to heaven* *sees furries everywhere* Me: What the... Jeebus: Hell hath no furry, man *laughs, puts on giraffe costume*"

"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."

"My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n."

"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"

"I am a perfect role model... ...for someone who takes ""how much can you fuck up your life?"" As an actual challenge."

"This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she's never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before."

"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"

"What does eating an old lady out taste like? Depends."