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Joke of the Day

"So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack."

"Brexit There is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds."

"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"

"STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business"

"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"

"Not sure what my dog thinks I do all day, but based on her excitement when I get home she apparently lives in constant fear I'll be murdered"

"What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!"

"Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees? Because they love digging up the past."

"Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their ""best friend""?"

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."