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Joke of the Day

"The Zika virus is officially sexually transmitted... Be careful next time you ask for ""a little head, baby."""

"Latvian man walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ""Why so long face?"" Latvian say, ""I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."""

"I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat. So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious"

"My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you? Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet."

"Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?"

"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"

"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"

"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."

"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"