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Joke of the Day
"Dave: I don't want to sound stupid.... Me: Then stop right there and say nothing."
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"What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much? A Plumpkin."
"Women's sports"
"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll be like WTF is this I ordered worms I can't eat this"
"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"
"Is Jared Fogle going to jail?? Because I heard he's looking at 8-12 years..."
"kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone's home"
"I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said ""aw that's lo, mein."""
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"