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Joke of the Day

"Just got my first pair of bifocals (nsfw) and boy do they make my cock look huge"

"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"

"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""

"The Worst Joke Ever What kind of jokes do farmers tell? CORNY JOKES!!!"

"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"

"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."

"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."

"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."

"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."

"Germany's survey (x-post from r/German_Humour) Survey in Germany: 'Do you thing there are too many foreigners in Germany?' 10%: 'YES!' 10%: 'NO!' 80%: ' !'"