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Joke of the Day

"Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger"

"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."

"What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden? Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'"

"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."

"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."

"i asked ""where"" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said ""Where?"" She said, ""San Diego."""

"Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was."

"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it."