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"I like to think that T.J. Maxx is what happens when Office Max takes off his tie and slips on a pair of shades."
"*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt* This one doesn't listen anymore...Can I get a new one?"
"You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen."
"What do you a call a PC without Garage Band? A Dell"
"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"
"Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buck an ear."
"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"
"I hope when they find the cure for cancer it's gluten free otherwise no thanks"
"i tip my fedora to u *tips fedora* here's an upboat"