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Joke of the Day
"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."
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"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."
"What's the saddest sea-creature? abalonely"
"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"
"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""
"Q: How do you catch a red elephant? A: With a red elephant trap."
"I told my girlfriend that we should play trains... All she'd have to do is sit on my face. Then ill ""Chew chew"". // not my joke //"
"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."