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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""
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"Lost My Job I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator. I'm suing them for funfair dismissal."
"Oregon's defense."
"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"
"My girlfriend always asks me to text her when I get in... That's how small my cock really is."
"14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career."
"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"
"I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything"
"Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"