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"'...um....' - the first cow ever milked"
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"Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn't had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes."
"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."
"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"
"Jesus walked on water, babies are 75% water, I walked on babies, therefore, I am... In jail. I am in jail."
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."
"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."
"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."
"Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable"