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Joke of the Day

"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"

"How do you explain a man birthing a baby? Taco bell for lunch"

"I never feel more hypocritical than when I tell my kid she's been on the computer too much."

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"

"CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face."

"What's a gothic persons blood made of? Emoglobin"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"

"To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time."

"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."

"""IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!"" - Cats"