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Joke of the Day

"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"

"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."

"I used to feel like boy trapped in a woman's body But then I was born"

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle? Attire."

"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."