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Joke of the Day
"Wiping your ass is a lot like a traffic light Red means stop."
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"You are literally overusing literally."
"wife: [crying] ""he always calls me weird pet names"" therapist: ""what do you mean?"" me: [arriving late] ""what's wrong my little hovercraft?"""
"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""
"Two goldfish are alone in a tank, One says to the other one, ""have any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."
"Do you know the problem with ordering duck? It always comes with the bill."
"What is a group of endermen called? A basketball team"
"I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun..."
"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"