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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!"

"Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to- Him: Kill me? hahaha Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that."

"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""

"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"

"I should try my hand at high stakes poker because I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face when knowingly using an expired coupon."

"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then it turned her off. Then it turned her on again."

"Two cows are standing around talking... ""Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"" ""Yeah! Thank god we're elephants."""

"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."