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Joke of the Day
"You put the punch line in the title How do you ruin a good joke on Reddit?"
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"What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness."
"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"Travel Agent: Hello sir! Interested in a vacation? Me: *puts cat on the phone* [20 mins later] Travel Agent: I've got you booked for Maui"
"If your uncle Jack is stuck on the roof and needs help. Do you help your uncle Jack off?"
"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"Friends are like snowflakes, they gang up on you and tell you you're an alcoholic."