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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm? One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag."

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip."

"An anti-joke about lawyers. Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards."

"What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?"

"If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you do Just post something with a spelling mistake in it."

"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"