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Joke of the Day
"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"
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"My girlfriend had sex with her ex, instead of breaking up with her I did the same thing. For the record he said I'm a much better kisser."
"Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound."
"Gift horse ""My gums are bleeding."" Dentist ""Well this is a professional dilemma..."""
"What gets all sweaty as it rides on top of you? Your backpack."
"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."
"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."
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"Does heavy lifting make you dumb? Yes Cause counting to 10 has never been this hard before"