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Joke of the Day

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month."

"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."

"Don't you hate it when there's a really interesting topic and someone starts writing and [deleted]"

"Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime."

"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit."

"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"