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Joke of the Day
"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
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"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."
"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"
"A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA."
"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"
"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."
"What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? A small medium at large."