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Joke of the Day

"Pimple Be Like Pimple : Where Are You Going ?? Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!"

"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."

"Latvian girl can count Latvian girl count to potato. Is valedictorian."

"[creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice"

"It was so cold out today I actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up."

"What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors."

"Which film star is always jumping around the forest? John Treevaulter."

"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"