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Joke of the Day
"It was so cold out today I actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up."
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"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
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"I was astonished to learn that the meat in Subway was slaughtered in a traditional Muslim way. I mean how the fuck do they fit a rucksack on a cow?"
"What do gays and republicans have in common? Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision."