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Joke of the Day
"It was so cold out today I actually saw a few gangsters with their pants pulled up."
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"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"
"What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry."
"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."
"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"
"Precious Father-Son Time When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should always wear a condom...they were all just pictures of me."
"You know what the difference is between an chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."
"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""
"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."