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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians? The Milky Hue."
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"My mouth smells like a cave someone shoved a bunch of dead animals into, because that's what it is."
"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."
"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
"What do you call an Arab with a hammer on his head?"
"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"
"Knock knock"
"Now that I'm older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."