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Joke of the Day
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
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"An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon."
"Music is a good place to hide."
"Did you hear about angle 57.29 He's rad"
"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"
"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"
"Sex is so much more with a big penis . . . With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix."
"Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween? Because his skeleton was in the closet"
"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."
"Q: What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V? A: His brother running with the V.C.R"