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Joke of the Day

"- What do you think about the coming battle General? - God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it? - To find out who is the loser."

"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys"

"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""

"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"

"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."

"Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich."

"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"

"A whale walks into a bar and sits down. Then your mom orders a drink."

"If you broke up with your gf who works at a salad bar you can use the line ""lettuce romaine friends"" at a low cost of my student loans."

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."