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Joke of the Day

"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""

"When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say ""Oh sorry"" or ""Well that sucks""."

"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"

"Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all? Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"

"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."

"TIL the average person has sex 90 times a year... ... My December is going to be fucking sick."

"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."

"My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor."

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."