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Joke of the Day
"A whale walks into a bar and sits down. Then your mom orders a drink."
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"14 called me an idiot today No, I don't have a 14-year-old child I mean 14 people"
"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
"Went to the store without my dentures because what are the odds Scarlett Johansson and I would be reaching for the same box of fish sticks?"
"I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""
"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."
"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."
"Today some boiled water died.. It shall be mist"
"Two goldfish are in a tank... ...one says to the other, ""You man the gun, I'll drive."""
"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"