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Joke of the Day
"How do you summon a wizard taxi? CABRACADABRA!"
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"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."
"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."
"- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth. - Vhere, here? - No... - Here? - No, just go look in- - GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?"
"if a child of mine is ever incredibly muscular at birth i would consider naming it XERXES in all caps like that"
"What Google Drive app is reserved for Jews? Google Gasroom"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"Sometimes I make myself feel important by thinking in a British accent."
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."