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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"
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"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
"Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."
"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."
"what do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? they both couldn't finish a race."
"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."
"I'm really good at sex I ALWAYS come 1st."
"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"
"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"