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Joke of the Day

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."

"What do you call a Jamaican that wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes!"

"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"

"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."

"DOCTOR: You should lose some weight ME: Ok I'll consider it VET: Your dog should lose some weight ME: Hey bud, you're going on a diet!"

"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude..."

"What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama? Interracial"

"Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever"

"If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like ""Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch."""