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Joke of the Day

"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"

"As a non-US-redditor I don't understand why right-wing gun nuts don't get along better with left-wing SJWs... ...they both seem to love triggers so much."

"A pakistani cabbie called me a racist I didn't say a word and left the cab. Because you don't negotiate with terrorists"

"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"

"Trump: ""If you mess with the United States...."" .....there will be hell Toupeeeeee"

"what looks good hangin from a tree a apple and a black guy"

"Q:What did the German Police office say to his nipple. A:*You are under a vest.*"

"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."

"I am trying to get some help for my PTSD... But it always seems to be one flash forward and then two flashbacks."

"Why is called a Pap Smear? Sounds better than a Cunt Scrape"