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Joke of the Day
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
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"What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess? Extreme Pawnage"
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"maybe if we start calling abortions ""debortations"" republicans will support them?"
"What do you call a shish-kebab at a fancy restaurant? A Shish-ke-Robert"
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"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"
"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"
"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."
"[ during sex ] Can we make a food baby? I'm hungry."