202046
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shitty igloo? An ""eh""gloo."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend got a dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."
"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"
"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."
"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"""Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs, snakes, spiders and rugby players bite."" How Aussie parents tuck their kids into bed at night."
"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""
"Why do owls not mate when it's raining? Toowet Towoo"