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Joke of the Day

"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."

"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."

"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"

"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."

"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."

"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."

"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"

"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."

"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"