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Joke of the Day
"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."
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"The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table... Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."
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"How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb."
"Not only are all my tweets stolen, but so are all my thoughts. And everything I say. And my identity. And this baby."
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"Hey Chumbawamba, we kept you down."
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
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