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Joke of the Day
"Sunday mornings are a great time for me to reflect on why I haven't killed anyone yet"
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"Americans may pull guns but Canadians.... ..may pull leaves."
"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."
"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"
"The grass looks greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit."
"What do you call a singing laptop? Adele"
"My version of a haunted house is hitting yes when an ATM asks me if I'd like to see my balance."
"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "
"You Know You're Southern When... You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters."
"Funny Meat Jeffrey sat at the dinner table eating with his mother, when she turned to him and said, "" this meat tastes kinda funny."" He replied, "" Sorry mother, I ran into a clown today."""