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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint."
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"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"
"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."
"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."
"People complain about Facebook privacy settings, but I'm still standing 5 inches away from the guy in the urinal next to me."
"Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field."
"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !"
"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me."