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Joke of the Day

"Not only are all my tweets stolen, but so are all my thoughts. And everything I say. And my identity. And this baby."

"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"

"A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer."

"What is your best weed/stoner related joke? I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!"

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"

"How does a Marxist jack off? By seizing the means of reproduction."

"""Alright man let's crack open a few cold ones, it's going to be a fun night"" Said one necrophiliac to another as they walked into the morgue"

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. But it was shot before it could start running."

"BREAKING: 30 people feared soothed in Yankee Candle fire."