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Joke of the Day

"How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb."

"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."

"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"

".@Starbucks it is 2014 why don't you sell pickles"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who visited the ICU ward? His doctor told him to eat more vegetables."

"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."

"Egg puns pls Thought this was an eggcellent idea..."

"What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two-Baaas."

"Yo mama is so stank... She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh."

"Simpsons TapOut/Awesome Best game out in long time. I'm so addicted to it that it seems to be a issue with my relationship. Lol!!!"