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Joke of the Day

"Can someone please explain this joke? Q. What do you call a bald teddy? A. Fred bear I don't get it."

"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"

"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."

"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."

"Girls, I think it was Thomas Jefferson who once said; ""Never put off for tomorrow, when you can put out today."""

"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."